I beg pardon for anyone I mighta inconvenienced yesterday. Wasn't feelin' like meself, I'm afraid.
I'll have you know that I ain't done nothin' improper with Mister T. If 'e tries tellin' you about a certain "mental disorder," then e's lyin'. I ain't got one except that attraction to incredibly handsome, pale, and insane men, drawing blood and sharp, pointy objects. Because we slept in the same bed again last night an' I'm quite proud of meself for stayin' on me own side.
'e also said my new dress is pretty. An' lots of other nice things. Oh Mister T. ♥
If anyone cares, I'm runnin' a special in the shop today. So if you're low on pocket-money, stop on buy. I'll be able to feed you without robbin' you blind, dears.
Ooh, I'm so happy. It's quite unbelievable, act'lly. ♥♥♥